RoN For Senate 2: The Grand Debut

[Josephto]

RON for Senate 2
My fellow Unionists, it is that time once again. The Senate elections are upon us, and RON is on the ticket once more. RON is a capable choice every Unionist should consider. They are intuitive, personal, and above all, they are the best choice. For too long the upper levels of the Union have oppressed RON and his followers, but it is time to strike back. It is time to show them we will not be silenced. Go forth followers of RON and elect RON to the Union Senate! And remember, if we lose, its because it was rigged from the start.

- Josephto
Campaign Manager, RON for Senate 2

 

[Zen]

Ron's opinions on memes?

 

[Josephto]

Ron's opinions on memes?

Future Senator RON believes that memes are an important part of Union culture, that should be preserved at all costs.

 

[EUKBICR]

RON is a nincompoop.

 

[Sacento]

rip RoN, they were destined to be a senator.

 

[Josephto]

We here at the RON campaign feel that the results are fake. The chancellor acted in a manner unbecoming of their office my first announcing RON as a winner. We will fight this in court, and we are calling for Chancellor Khevin to resign their position. We will not yield to the Union elite and their corruption. #StopTheSteal #SendRONToSenate

-Josephto
Campaign Manager, RON for Senate

 

[EUKBICR]

RoN is a complete twit.