Is it not a crony's duty to protect their boss no matter the cost, even if it includes banishment to unknown realms that may or may not be made purely of fire and evil? Is it not a crony's duty to take the heat off from their boss even at the cost of their own reputation? How does a crony live if their boss refuses to let the crony take the fall for them? It makes a crony feel sad, as if their heart shattered into a million pieces, especially when they witness their boss face exile for posting last on this thread...
*Pushes Phoenix out of the way of the inevitable banhammer but super dramatically*