A Ban on "All I Want For Christmas Is You" In This Council

[Ostro]

A MOTION
To enact the bill "A Ban on 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' In This Council"
Introduced into the Council of the Union of Democratic States on the 3rd of December, 2023, by Ostrovskiy
As follows:

Whereas it is approaching the holiday known as Christmas,
Whereas a popular song to be played during Christmas is "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey,
Knowing that said song is played far, far too frequently,
Believing that committing torture on the ears of the Councillors is not desirable, and is unconducive to carrying out the affairs of the legislature,

Hereby Enacts:

Section 1 (Short Title)

1. If necessary, this act may be referred to as "A Ban on 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' In This Council"

Section 2 (Provisions)

1. Members of this Council are restricted from playing "All I Want For Christmas Is You" within the Chamber.

 

[Alfkarl]

A MOTION
To enact the bill "A Ban on 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' In This Council"
Introduced into the Council of the Union of Democratic States on the 3rd of December, 2023, by Ostrovskiy
As follows:

Whereas it is approaching the holiday known as Christmas,
Whereas a popular song to be played during Christmas is "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey,
Knowing that said song is played far, far too frequently,
Believing that committing torture on the ears of the Councillors is not desirable, and is unconducive to carrying out the affairs of the legislature,

Hereby Enacts:

Section 1 (Short Title)

1. If necessary, this act may be referred to as "A Ban on 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' In This Council"

Section 2 (Provisions)

1. Members of this Council are restricted from playing "All I Want For Christmas Is You" within the Chamber.

What I think the honourable President is trying to say is
He don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
He just wants this to be law
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is law
Yeah
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need (and I)
Don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking there upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy with a toy on Christmas Day
I just want the bill for law
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is
Law
Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow (and I)
I'm just gonna keep on waiting in the grand library
I won't make a list and send it to the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer click
'Cause I just want the law to pass tonight
Holding on to the bookshelf so tight
What more can I do?
Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is
Law
Oh-oh, all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere (so brightly, bill)
And the sound of children's laughter fills the air (oh, oh, yeah)
And everyone is singing (oh, yeah)
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need? (Yeah, oh)
Won't you please bring my law to me?
Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see my law right there on shelf wall
Oh, I just want the law for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Oh, speaker, all I want for Christmas is you
Is this law
All I want for Christmas is a bill for law
All I want for Christmas is a bill for law
All I want for Christmas is a bill for law
All I want for Christmas (all I really want) a bill for law
All I want (I want) for Christmas (all I really want) a lawwwwww